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One day as I was getting ready for work, it was a beautiful day and I was feeling a bit frisky. So I put on my sundress and nothing else and went to work. I do this a lot and nothing feels quiet as erotic as setting in a meeting with a bunch of men knowing that the only thing that separates them from me is my dress and only me dress and knowing that most of them are envisioning me nude anyway.

Well I did not notice it until I got to work but there was a slight tear along the seam of the slit on my dress. Well it didnt reveal anything so I thought nothing of it and went on about my day.



That afternoon I had a presentation to make (with a couple of co-workers). I was just out of college and was a little nervous because this was my first big one to give. All was going fine, until.... As I was leaving the podium my dress got caught and I did not realize it. As I was walking away the already tear along my slit went all the way up and slid my dress right off of me. To make matters worse as I am standing there totally nude my dress continues to slide off of the stage so there was nothing for me to grab to cover myself. Everyone just froze and were starring my naked body and no one offering me my dress back,I didnt know what else to do, so I walked off stage grabbed my dress and left the room. I have never lived that down, it got so bad that I had to change jobs. That happened just a year ago and I still have men calling me for dates. How embarrassing!!!

However, there are still days that I still just wear my dress and that is all, I can not tell you how erotic it feels.

telephone: ring ring ring
sid: hello?
alex: hey alex its sid, just callin to wish u a happy birthday man
sid: alex, alex. thank u, thank u, thank u for remembering my birthday, thanku
alex: my pleasure, did u do anything fun today?
sid: nothing special. amy made lazanya, we had cake, the kids gave me a tie and some socks, terrific
alex: ah thats awesome man. Hey i gotta gift comin yer way too, i fed exed it so u should probably get it tomorrow
sid: thanku, thanku, alex thanku. what is it?
alex: its pretty cool, ull see tomorrow

sid: aw come on. Gimme a hint at least. Can I ride it? Can I eat it?

Alex: nope

Sid: can I fuck it?

Alex: ah ha ha no

Sid: can it fuck me?

Alex: no

Sid: is it hairy? Is it something I can shave?

Alex: he he no

Sid: can it blow me?

Alex: nooooo

Sid: is it something I can blow?

Alex: no

Sid: can I fuck it?

Alex: u already asked me that

Sid: if I take it apart are there individual parts I that can fuck?

Alex: I dont think so

Sid: fair enough. If I sit on it for a while will I come?

Alex: nnoooooo

Sid: is it something amy can strap on and fuck me with?

Alex: sid no

Sid: if I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined?

Alex: I think

Sid: does it sweat?

Alex: no

Sid: is it something that can be used like a pussy?

Alex: thats just another way of asking if u can fuck it.

Sid: my bad. Does it get big if u touch it?

Alex: no

Sid: does it get hard if u touch it?

Alex: no

Sid: if my amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad?

Alex: look u cant blow it man we already talked about that

Sid: right. Ok. Lets say, im stranded on a desert island with just this item. Am I getting a rim job?
Alex: nnnnnoooooo!!!
Sid: can I fuck it?
Alex: no it’s a toaster man, just a toaster.
Sid: oh. So I can fuck it, in fact two people can fuck it at the came time. Alex? Ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster this weekend?
Alex: dont mind if I doo doo












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